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Grand slam of farts Professional dart world rocked by players’ explosive fart allegations

Tuesday 14:31 GMT

The professional dart world has been rocked by explosive controversy after two opponents have accused each other of ripping silent but deadly toots during the Grand Slam of Farts Darts, on Friday.

Scotsman Gary Anderson, a two-time world champion, and Dutchman Wesley Harms both blamed each other for dropping farts during a breathtaking Grand Slam of Darts match. Anderson blew his opponent away 10-2 to move on to the quarter-finals, but Harms claimed his poor performance was due to his competitor farting on stage, leaving a “fragrant smell.”

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