Huge snake slithers out of Texas man’s toilet. Deputy wrangles it with her bare hands

Wade Vielock could have been sitting on the toilet when the enormous snake slithered its way out of the porcelain throne.

As Vielock held a flashlight over her shoulder, the deputy got down on her knees and calmly wrangled the blue indigo out of there with her bare hands. “The snake was not harmed and was released back into the brush,” the Bee County Sheriff’s Office said in a Facebook post.

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